Friendly Neighborhood Rapper

Hey pals. New post... woo hoo.... I don't want you guys to react like that whenever you see my blog. i want you to say "I AM PUMPED FOR A NEW WHAT IF QUESTION MADE BY AWRO!!!" OK? OK. here we go. What would happen if our friendly neighborhood Spiderman, met up with somebody at their school? (yes i am going to start using my B.I Skill to highlight the key question) I don't know what would happen if he met up with somebody other than me at whatever education headquarters they are going to (Spiderman only visits the people pursuing their dreams by furthering their academic skill and improving their resume and stuff) so i am going to tell you about what i would do if my friendly neighborhood Spiderman came to my neck of the woods:

I'm walking along in my school (GO STORM) and twiddling my arms (screw thumbs man i'm going big). Then, all of a sudden-HIERONYMUS!-Spiderman comes running into my hallway like GREASED LIGHTNING! I'm thinking "Holy Snot!" when he starts babbling and doing crazy hand gestures like he's nutty as a fruitcake. The first words i could understand were:

They're trying to eradicate, exterminate desolate, annihilate,

extinguish, lay waste, mutilate, liquidate

overthrow, overturn, supersede, repudiate

nullify, do in, blot out, break down

(beat box solo)

I'll talk as fast as i can,

cuz i don't got a plan

i'm being chased by zombies

ya gotta understand

if you help me out

i'll buy you a toucan

cuz i'm your friendly neighborhood spider man

(beatbox solo)

They're trying to cripple, crush, dash, 'n' bash

wipe out, zap, and take my cash

quash, quell, ravage, slay

erase, snuff out, torpedo, fillet

but with you at my side we can win the day!

(Spiderman does the robot and ends rap)

Then, after he was done Dr. Suess'n (or is it Dr. Dre?) we teamed up and destroyed all the zombies in the school by webbing their accessory middle cerebral arteries until they were all EXPUNGED.

all right all you homeboys and homebras. thanks for reading this blog thing and comment on this by writing your favorite word and then finding a synonym for it on this online thesaurus.