First Post

All right guys. First blog post. Whoa. Lets kick it off with a big honkin' question. What would happen if a polar bear came crashing through your window and said, "i'm a polar bear and it's too warm here."? I would say, "hey Mr. polar bear take a gander at my freezer! Its just big enough for you to live in." and he would say, "UUuugghh" because he had a heat stroke and died. I would be so sad because i should have known that having a Polar Bear (Bold italic skill) in my house should be like an idea cannon going off in my head! KAGOSHIMA! He is hot. He is so hot he doesn't have the energy to drop it like it's hot. He needs freezer magic. I was too slow. He didn't get my freezer magic and now the only thing i can give him is my heart magic. heart magic from a loving embrace. embracing the polar bear. hugging a rotting carcass of the largest land carnivore on planet earth. Except for Nessie. well maybe she's a vegetarian. If she was a carnivore, she'd probably kill everyone at the carnivals held near Loch Ness. But then i guess she would be called a CARNIVALORE. Yep. I hugged a dead polar bear. and then did the sensible thing and turned him into a Skywalker Sled. Yes. I know what you're thinking. you're thinking "What the poop.... is a SKYWALKER SLED?!" I'm not going to tell you. if i told you it would defeat the purpose of me making a blog. hit me up with a comment or something of the sort to guess what a Skywalker Sled is.

~A.W.R.O